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Long list of things you'll never ask me.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yes
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? incorrecto
3. Have you taken someones virginity? yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you? yes
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? yes
6. What are you excited for? My birthday
7. What happened tonight? i watched masterchef and did an assignment
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? yes
9. Is confidence cute? yes
10. What is the last beverage you had? peach ice tea
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 2, my boyfriend and my dad
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yes
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? hang with my boyfriend
14. What are you going to spend money on next? my boyfriends birthday present
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? yes i am
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? idk, possibly
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? my boyfriend
18. The last time you felt broken?1 year ago
19. Have you had sex today? no
20. Are you starting to realize anything? that i need to start going to gym more coz i'm getting fat!
21. Are you in a good mood? eh, not a good mood per say, but i'm not mad
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? i already have
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? kinda
24. What do you want right this second? cuddles
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? i fucking hate you, why
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? no
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? doubt it, no fun comes out of a boring relationship
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? honestly do not know
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes : (
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? no
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? no way
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? yes
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no!
34. Listening to? nothing atm
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yes, all the time. i hate mistakes and messing work
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? yes
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
38. Who did you last call? Che
39. Who was the last person you danced with? idk?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because i love him and he's my boyfriend
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? fuck knows
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? yes
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? yes
44. Do you tan in the nude? no, i don't really tan
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? no
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? yes
47. Who was the last person to call you? adam i think
48. Do you sing in the shower? sometimes
49. Do you dance in the car? sometimes
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? no, don't think so
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? school photos ahhh
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? no, idk
53. Is Christmas stressful? getting the presents yeah but everything else no
54. Ever eat a pierogi? a what
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple, only pie i've had
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? fuck knows, don't remember
57. Do you believe in ghosts? not really idk
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? no
59. Take a vitamin daily? yes
60. Wear slippers? no
61. Wear a bath robe? sometimes
62. What do you wear to bed? pajamas from PA mostly
63. First concert? Justin Bieber
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target probably
65. Nike or Adidas? NIKE!!!!!
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? neither ew
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? you belong with me
69. Ever take dance lessons? yes
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? idk
71. Can you curl your tongue? i thinks o
72. Ever won a spelling bee? no haha
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes, i think so
74. What is your favorite book? Fifty shades of grey no doubt about it
75. Do you study better with or without music? with
76. Regularly burn incense? what
77. Ever been in love? yes
78. Who would you like to see in concert? rihanna
79. What was the last concert you saw? lady gaga
80. Hot tea or cold tea? hot
81. Tea or coffee? tea
82. Favorite type of cookie? idk, i don't really eat cookies
83. Can you swim well? yes, i guess
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes
85. Are you patient? yes
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? fuck knows
87. Ever won a contest? uhm depends what kind of contest
88. Ever have plastic surgery? haha no
89. Which are better black or green olives? yuck
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? who the fuck cares
91. Best room for a fireplace? living room
92. Do you want to get married? yes

When My Friends Come Over And My Mom Tries To Be Funny

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if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

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When you're in a public bathroom and you notice someone didn't wash their hands:

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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People who say ”New Year, New Me.”

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It’s funny when someone posts their life on Facebook for everybody to see, but then get mad at people for “getting in their business”

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mom: oh good you’re up, now i just need you to—

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“if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”

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"Reuniting with a childhood best-friend"

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when your friends think your siblings are nice…

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